Ghosts, Racism, and Late-Night Pints: A Deep Dive into the Absurdity of Modern Society

The Peculiar Confluence of Issues in Today’s World London, England - In an era where the bizarre seems to have become the norm, it’s hard to ignore the cacophony of issues that define our times. From alarming trends in schools to extended pub hours, the absurdity of modern society is on full display. Let’s take a closer look at some of the strangest happenings that are not only causing a stir but also providing a unique commentary on our shared experience....

April 18, 2025 · 4 min · 792 words · Oliver Smith, Chloe Matthews

When Monkeys Fly: The Absurdities of Modern Governance and Sports Scheduling

When Monkeys Fly: The Absurdities of Modern Governance and Sports Scheduling Paris, France In a world where the line between political decisions and sporting events seems to blur, we find ourselves asking: Are we living in a sitcom? From government policies that sound like they were drafted by a committee of capuchin monkeys to sports scheduling that seems to prioritize cup finals over critical geopolitical discussions, it’s all a bit too surreal....

April 17, 2025 · 5 min · 890 words · Julien Dupont, Claire Martin

Golf, Gears, and Government: The Absurdities of Modern Life

Golf, Gears, and Government: The Absurdities of Modern Life London, England In the grand theater of life, where the dramas of golf and the misadventures of machinery unfold, the absurdities pile up like golf balls in the back of an overstuffed trunk. With Rory McIlroy leading the Masters and Lando Norris grappling with his McLaren, it seems that the only thing smoother than McIlroy’s swing is Norris’s inability to find harmony with his car....

April 13, 2025 · 6 min · 1085 words · James Thompson, Emily Carter

Chaos, Comebacks, and Concerts: The Absurdity of Modern News

A Wild Week in the World of News Aberdeen, Scotland - In a week that felt like a chaotic game of news Whack-a-Mole, Scotland was treated to a series of events that could only be described as a mashup of a poorly written sitcom and an action movie. From football teams battling on the pitch to music festivals that would make even the most stoic of souls want to dance, the absurdity was palpable....

April 13, 2025 · 4 min · 790 words · Ewan MacGregor, Fiona Campbell

Intergalactic Melodies and Military Misadventures: A Cosmic Comedy of Errors

Intergalactic Melodies and Military Misadventures New York, USA - In a twist of fate that seems to have leaped straight out of a science fiction sitcom, the US military recently announced it has “lost confidence” in Colonel Susannah Meyers’ ability to lead. While this might sound like the plot of a poorly scripted TV drama, it’s just another day in the world where reality often outpaces fiction. ### Colonel Chaos: A Leadership Odyssey Colonel Meyers, known for her unorthodox leadership style, which some might call ’experimental’ and others might simply label as ‘a hot mess,’ has become the poster child for military mishaps....

April 11, 2025 · 4 min · 789 words · James Carter, Emily Zhang

When Birds Attack: The Hilarious Downfall of a Pilot and the iPhone Price Crisis

The Day the Bird Boxed the Pilot Rome, Italy - In a tale that seems ripped straight from a slapstick comedy, a pilot recently lost control of his aircraft due to an unexpected avian encounter—one that involved a cardboard box, a passenger’s knee, and a bird that apparently had aspirations of becoming a co-pilot. As the story goes, a bird, which had been hiding inside a cardboard box, managed to slide off a passenger’s knee and inadvertently knocked the control stick during flight....

April 10, 2025 · 4 min · 803 words · Luca Rossi, Giulia Bianchi