The Great Canadian Conundrum: From Assassination Attempts to Inheritance Tax Protests

The Great Canadian Conundrum: From Assassination Attempts to Inheritance Tax Protests Canada - Welcome to the land of maple syrup, hockey, and the occasional assassination plot foiled by the authorities! Yes, folks, you heard that right. In a shocking turn of events, Canadian authorities recently thwarted an alleged assassination attempt on none other than Irwin Cotler, a prominent human rights lawyer and former Member of Parliament. It seems Canada isn鈥檛 just about peacekeeping missions and polite conversations anymore; assassination attempts are apparently on the menu!...

November 18, 2024 路 4 min 路 704 words 路 Liam McDonald, Emma Thompson

Comets, Criminals, and Cameras: The Wild World of 2024

Comets, Criminals, and Cameras: The Wild World of 2024 Welcome to 2024, a year that seems like it was ripped from the pages of a surrealist novel. From celestial bodies zipping by Earth to rap moguls facing lawsuits, and even a couple documenting their daily lives, this year is a smorgasbord of absurdity. Buckle up, because we鈥檙e about to take a deep dive into the madness that is our reality....

October 14, 2024 路 5 min 路 881 words 路 Liam O'Reilly, Sophie Chen

The Great British Bake-Off of International Relations: A Recipe for Diplomatic Disaster

The International Investment Summit: A Whisk Away from Reality London, UK - In a dazzling display of optimism, the chancellor recently graced the International Investment Summit, where deals worth a staggering 拢63 billion were celebrated as the UK鈥檚 ticket to economic recovery. However, amidst the cheers and the clinking of champagne glasses, one couldn鈥檛 help but wonder: are we just icing a burnt cake? As the chancellor proclaimed the UK as the new land of milk and honey for investors, it seemed the only thing rising faster than the economic projections was the level of skepticism among the general public....

October 14, 2024 路 4 min 路 764 words 路 Oliver Thompson, Emily Carter

The Unlikely Sports Drama: Canada vs. France in the WXV 1 Match

A Match Like No Other Montreal, Canada In what can only be described as an epic clash of titans, the WXV 1 match between Canada and France has captivated sports fans worldwide. But let鈥檚 face it, this wasn鈥檛 just about rugby; it was about who could possibly out-eat the other at the post-match buffet. Spoiler alert: the Canadians brought maple syrup and poutine to the party, while the French countered with an array of cheeses that could make a lactose-intolerant person weep....

September 29, 2024 路 4 min 路 678 words 路 Jacques Tremblay, Angela McKenzie

The Great Canadian Cheese Rolling Championship: A Match to Remember

The Great Canadian Cheese Rolling Championship: A Match to Remember Montreal, Canada In an unexpected twist of fate, the annual Canadian Cheese Rolling Championship took a turn for the bizarre, rivaling even the most intense sporting events. This year鈥檚 match, held on a brisk autumn afternoon, drew fans and competitors alike, all eager to see which brave soul would chase a wheel of cheese down a hill with reckless abandon....

September 29, 2024 路 4 min 路 677 words 路 Lucie Tremblay, Jean-Pierre Dupont