The Great Banana Heist of 2025: How a Fruitful Scheme Went Awry
The Great Banana Heist of 2025: A Fruitful Scheme Gone Awry Lima, Peru - In a twist that could only be scripted for a Hollywood comedy, the sleepy town of Chimbote has become the backdrop for what locals are calling The Great Banana Heist of 2025. A gang of rogue fruit smugglers, led by the notorious Augustin Ponyo Matata (no relation to the Disney classic, we hope), devised a plan to embezzle over $245 million worth of bananas, only to find themselves in a peel of trouble instead....