Popes, Hip Injuries, and Concert Tickets: A Whirlwind of Absurdities

The Pope’s Unfortunate Hospital Saga: A Near-Death Experience Vatican City, Italy In a dramatic turn of events that could rival any soap opera, the Pope’s doctor has revealed that the pontiff’s life was hanging by a thread during his five-week hospital stay. One can only imagine the series of dramatic scenes unfolding in the hospital, perhaps complete with ominous music and nurses whispering about “the fragility of life” while clutching their stethoscopes....

March 23, 2025 · 4 min · 715 words · Marco Rossi, Giulia Bianchi