The Curious Case of the Disappearing Lingerie and the Rise of Type 2 Diabetes in Glasgow

The Mysterious Lingerie Crisis Glasgow, Scotland - In a bizarre twist of retail fate, a well-known lingerie brand has announced it is working “round the clock” to restore in-store services after an unexpected disruption. The firm, which shall remain nameless (just in case they decide to send over some complimentary items), has left shoppers bewildered and underdressed. Reports suggest that customers have been wandering through the aisles, clutching their shopping lists filled with items that now seem unattainable....

May 29, 2025 · 4 min · 689 words · Fiona MacLeod, Hamish Campbell

The Great Playground Battle: A Day in the Life of a Transgender Footballer and a Death Café Enthusiast

The Great Playground Battle: A Day in the Life of a Transgender Footballer and a Death Café Enthusiast Glasgow, Scotland In a city where discussing mortality over a cup of herbal tea is almost as popular as football, two unlikely figures are making headlines. Jenny Watt, a pioneer of death cafés, and a teenage amateur footballer embroiled in a recent controversy, have unexpectedly crossed paths in a tale that is both heartwarming and absurd, showcasing the quirks of modern life....

May 10, 2025 · 4 min · 829 words · Fiona MacLeod, Liam O'Sullivan

Trash Talk: Glasgow's Striking Bin Workers Spark Epic Protest Showdown

Trash Talk: Glasgow’s Striking Bin Workers Spark Epic Protest Showdown Glasgow, Scotland - In a city known for its rich history, vibrant culture, and, most importantly, its unpredictable weather, Glasgow has recently become the epicenter of a feud that pits angry bin workers against the ever-growing mountain of uncollected waste. As the streets become a veritable landfill, the residents of Glasgow are finding themselves at the crossroads of protest and pungency, as tensions rise over pay disputes and a government that many claim has gone dumpster diving into their wallets....

April 5, 2025 · 4 min · 830 words · Ewan Campbell, Isla MacDonald

Glasgow's Unexpected Vigil: A Tribute to the Power of Friendship Amidst Unusual Events

A Vigil for Amen Teklay: Celebrating Life and Friendship in Glasgow Glasgow, Scotland - In a city known for its vibrant culture and rich history, a poignant vigil was held this past Wednesday in memory of Amen Teklay, a beloved local figure whose untimely death has brought together friends and the community in unexpected ways. As they gathered under the iconic Glasgow skyline, participants shared stories that illustrated the profound impact Amen had on their lives and the peculiar circumstances surrounding his passing....

March 9, 2025 · 4 min · 736 words · Katherine McLeod, Fergus Campbell

The Beastie House: A Tale of Glasgow's Very Own Drug Den and the Business of Bad Decisions

The Beastie House: A Not-So-Hidden Gem in Glasgow Glasgow, Scotland - It seems that Glasgow has a new claim to fame, and it’s not just the world-renowned Scottish whisky or the breathtaking architecture of the city. No, Glasgow is now known for its infamous drug den, dubbed the “Beastie House,” where horror stories are told and bad decisions are made in equal measure. A Seven-Year Party Gone Wrong For seven long years, this den of iniquity operated right under the noses of the authorities, serving as a twisted playground for those who believed they could escape the mundane realities of life through substances better left unmentioned....

January 27, 2025 · 4 min · 846 words · Fiona MacKenzie, Liam O'Sullivan

Blind Dates and Olympic Dreams: The Curious Connections of 2024

Blind Friendship Dates: Connecting Glasgow’s Students In a world where technology often disconnects us, a group of enterprising students at Glasgow University has taken the initiative to revive the age-old practice of meeting new people—through blind friendship dates. This fresh approach to socializing aims to foster connections, bringing together students from diverse backgrounds in a light-hearted and fun manner. Imagine sitting across from someone you’ve never met, nervously sipping a drink while trying to decipher their obscure references to a Netflix show you’ve never seen....

December 1, 2024 · 5 min · 884 words · Alistair Graham, Fiona Campbell