When Swimmers Flail and Refugees Shine: An Absurd Day in the Life of Global News

An Extraordinary Day in the World of News Istanbul, Turkey In a day filled with bizarre events and unexpected headlines, the world found itself oscillating between tragedy and triumph. From a swimmer鈥檚 panic to a refugee鈥檚 artistic nomination, it seems that the universe decided to throw a cosmic curveball at our news cycle. Let鈥檚 dive into the surreal happenings that made headlines today. The Great Swimmer Flail of 2025 Just when you thought you鈥檇 seen it all, footage emerged from a beach in Istanbul where a swimmer was apparently auditioning for an Olympic event in flailing....

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When Monkeys Fly: The Absurdities of Modern Governance and Sports Scheduling

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April 17, 2025 路 5 min 路 890 words 路 Julien Dupont, Claire Martin