The Great Indoor Presidential Inauguration: A Cold and Chaotic History

The Great Indoor Presidential Inauguration: A Cold and Chaotic History Washington, D.C. - As the nation prepares for yet another inauguration ceremony, whispers of past events stir the imaginations of historians and party-goers alike. The last president to be sworn in indoors was none other than Ronald Reagan in 1985, a moment that not only marked a significant shift in political tides but also came with its own set of icy challenges....

January 18, 2025 · 5 min · 941 words · Alex Thompson, Mia Rodriguez

Cyber Shenanigans: The Great Republican Phone Heist of 2024

The Great Phone Heist Washington D.C., USA In a plot twist that sounds more like a poorly written political thriller than reality, it has come to light that the phones of several Republican candidates may have been targeted in a sweeping cyber attack. Yes, folks, it appears that someone out there has taken the phrase “keeping tabs” to a whole new level. The Cyber Circus Imagine a shadowy figure, cloaked in a hoodie, sitting in a dark basement filled with pizza boxes and energy drink cans, skillfully hacking into the private lives of politicians....

October 25, 2024 · 4 min · 760 words · James Turner, Lila Anderson