The Great Debate: Is Your Neighbor's Cat Actually a Spy for the Government?

The Cat Conspiracy Unveiled Tehran, Iran In a world where reality often mirrors absurdity, the idea that your neighbor’s cat might be an undercover agent is no longer just a plot twist in a low-budget thriller. Recent events have sparked a rather amusing debate among local residents about whether the feline friends lounging on their porches could be gathering intel on their unsuspecting humans. The discourse began innocently enough, with one resident, Farah Jalili, claiming she caught her cat, Mittens, staring suspiciously at the mailman....

June 26, 2025 · 4 min · 665 words · Farah Khodadadi, Amir Jabari

The Great Bombing Blunder: A Comedy of Errors in the Global Nuclear Game

The Great Bombing Blunder: A Comedy of Errors in the Global Nuclear Game London, England In a world where nations are playing a high-stakes game of nuclear chess, it appears that someone has knocked over the board. Recent news of airstrikes on three nuclear facilities in Iran has sent shockwaves through the international community, but it seems the real story is about the chaotic, slapstick nature of modern geopolitics. The Unlikely Bombing Campaign Picture the scene: a group of military strategists huddled around a table, maps spread out like a toddler’s art project after an all-nighter....

June 22, 2025 · 4 min · 803 words · Oliver Jones, Emily Richards

Evin Prison's New Culinary School: Teaching Gourmet Meals in Solitary Confinement

Evin Prison’s Unlikely Culinary School Tehran, Iran In a surprising turn of events, the notorious Evin Prison, known for its harsh conditions and infamous solitary confinement cells, has announced a new culinary program aimed at teaching inmates how to whip up gourmet meals while stuck behind bars. This initiative, dubbed “Cooking in Isolation,” aims to transform the image of the prison and provide inmates with valuable skills that could help them reintegrate into society post-release....

January 8, 2025 · 3 min · 597 words · Ramin Khosravi, Fatima Jafari

Debate in the Rain: A Political Showdown Amidst Floods and Missiles

Political Theater in a Flooded Landscape New York, USA - In a bizarre twist of fate, the much-anticipated debate between JD Vance and Tim Walz took place amidst catastrophic flooding that has wreaked havoc across the southeastern United States. While towns were being decimated, roads destroyed, and power cut off, the political arena transformed into a surreal theater—combining weather chaos with electoral theatrics. The debate—promoted as the only face-off in the 2024 US election—was held in a venue ironically chosen for its proximity to the Hudson River, which, after a week of relentless rain, looked more like a swimming pool than a river....

October 2, 2024 · 4 min · 767 words · Liam O'Connor, Sofia Ramirez