Labor Day

Hot Dog Eating Contest Goes Wild: Joey Chestnut’s Record and the Aftermath Las Vegas, NV - In a spectacle that could only be described as the culinary equivalent of a rock concert, Joey Chestnut, the undisputed king of competitive eating, has once again outdone himself. On a sultry Labor Day weekend, the 40-year-old champion devoured an astonishing 83 hot dogs in a single sitting, breaking his own world record and leaving spectators both awed and slightly horrified....

The Unforeseen Circumstances of Ricky Pearsall San Francisco, California - The San Francisco 49ers have had quite a rollercoaster ride this season, but nothing could prepare them for the shocking news when wide receiver Ricky Pearsall was shot during an attempted robbery. Reports indicate that Pearsall is expected to miss at least four games as he recovers, and while we wish him a speedy recovery, his absence is sure to shake up fantasy football rosters across the nation....

Labor Day Madness: The Great Gadget Gauntlet and Other Absurdities Labor Day is upon us, and it’s time for the annual spectacle of discount frenzy, where the only thing cheaper than prices is common sense. As the world gears up for the ultimate sales showdowns, let’s dive into the chaos of consumerism, the absurdities of our modern society, and a few unexpected twists that have left even the most die-hard shoppers scratching their heads....