Lavender Carpets and Induced Comas: A Whirlwind of Absurdity in Global News
Lavender Carpets and Induced Comas: A Whirlwind of Absurdity in Global News May 2025, Doha, Qatar – In a stunning display of international flair, the US President recently received a royal treatment that can only be described as a lavender-carpet reception during a whirlwind tour of the Gulf countries. As if stepping onto a purple-hued cloud, the President was met with the kind of fanfare usually reserved for pop stars and royal weddings....