political satire

The Great Drought: Miners, Misinformation, and the Misadventures of a Missing Sandwich Chisinau, Moldova In a shocking turn of events that feels ripped from the pages of a surrealist novel, miners in Moldova have found themselves not only deprived of food and water but also amidst a bizarre political landscape that resembles a game of chess played by blindfolded pigeons. As security forces cut off access to essential supplies, the miners have reportedly been left starving and dehydrated, prompting many to wonder if they’ve inadvertently wandered into a dystopian reality show....

The Great Seagull Uprising: A Sovereign Shift in the Indian Ocean London, United Kingdom - In a decision that has left political analysts scratching their heads and seagulls cawing for joy, the United Kingdom has officially surrendered sovereignty over a strategic group of islands in the Indian Ocean. Reports suggest that this move was made to make way for a new democratic regime led by the local seagull population, who have long claimed the islands as their natural habitat....

Prison Breaks and Black Cabs: The Unbelievable Adventures of Modern Society London, UK In a world where the absurd meets the unspeakable, recent reports echo the age-old adage, “You can take the prisoner out of the jail, but you can’t take the jail out of the prisoner.” Just weeks ago, it was revealed that 57 prisoners were back behind bars within a matter of weeks, including 12 who managed to escape the confines of their cells for a mere ten days or less....