The UK Surrenders to Seagulls: A Comedic Take on Sovereignty
The Great Seagull Uprising: A Sovereign Shift in the Indian Ocean London, United Kingdom - In a decision that has left political analysts scratching their heads and seagulls cawing for joy, the United Kingdom has officially surrendered sovereignty over a strategic group of islands in the Indian Ocean. Reports suggest that this move was made to make way for a new democratic regime led by the local seagull population, who have long claimed the islands as their natural habitat....