Whales, Blizzards, and One-Handed Guitarists: The Absurdities of January

A Whale of a Time in January Fullerton, California - January is often a month of fresh starts and new resolutions, but for some, it seems to be a time of strange happenings. In a bizarre twist, a whale that captured hearts in 2018 for pushing its deceased calf around for 17 days has resurfaced in the news, seemingly back to its grieving antics. Marine biologists are scratching their heads while the internet is flooded with memes....

January 3, 2025 路 4 min 路 711 words 路 Mia Summers, Jake Thompson

Whales, Weather, and Woes: An Absurd Chronicle of Recent Events

An Unlikely Connection: Whales, Weather, and the Woes of Modern Life A Tale of Marine Misadventures In a world where the unexpected reigns supreme, we find ourselves grappling with a myriad of bizarre events that intertwine our lives with those of the majestic creatures of the sea. Recently, reports emerged detailing the heart-wrenching fate of several rescued whales. While none were re-stranded after their heroic rescue, tragedy struck as three adult whales and one innocent calf succumbed to circumstances beyond their control....

November 25, 2024 路 4 min 路 789 words 路 Liam O'Reilly, Sofia Patel