Storm Éowyn and the Great Wooden Statue Heist: A Tale of Missing Statues and Unruly Weather
Storm Éowyn and the Great Wooden Statue Heist: A Tale of Missing Statues and Unruly Weather A Stormy Welcome As the UK braces itself for the impending chaos of Storm Éowyn, who apparently took a wrong turn from Middle-earth, residents are already experiencing a mix of anxiety and anticipation. The Met Office reports that the storm is expected to sweep across the nation with the grace of a drunken elephant, bringing with it strong winds, torrential rain, and the distinct possibility of losing your garden gnomes....